For the last few months now, I've been obsessed with the "greatest show about nothing" and i don't know what to do about it other than to embrace it. I've watched seasons one, two, three, and five in their entirety and I'd watch season five if i had it on DVD and was all hopped up on sugar. Considering the show is based in our 212 (although filmed in LA), I decided to find sports comparison to the shows greats. The one rule being they must be have worked or played in New York. Here you go:


Jerry Seinfeld-George Steinbrenner: We all want to know what he does, we may not like him but we all know if we don't laugh..we're gone.

George Costanza-Billy Martin: Enough said.

Elaine Benes- Joe Namath: Everyone loves him, very much needed like Elaine but like his character counterpart how much did he really do?

Cosmo Kramer- Ricky Henderson: Ricky thinks Ricky could be anyone but Ricky likes esoteric Kramer best..

Newman-Bill Belichick: Devious little creep who never really seemed to like being around and people never seemed to like being around him when he was here.

Uncle Leo-Joe Torre: If he got his hands on you, expect to hear "what an amazing bunch of guys" the Yankees were.

Jeffrey-Mo Lewis: you heard he did "all these great things", you just never saw him do it.


Frank Costanza-Bill Parcells: he could use Frank's mansiere at this point in his life..God knows he steals Estelle's hair dye

Estelle Costanza-Latrell Sprewell: All he did was complain!

P.S.

If you got my "hopped up on sugar" comment, you are unique my friend.